Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Despicable Me




There's always been a saying that I try to live by, but always fall short. It is a great saying though. It basically goes along the lines of 'even if you know what the outcome of something will be, that surely does not mean that you can not enjoy the ride. That is super true. This is exactly, EXACTLY what happened in the movie.

In Despicable Me, we come across the standard story of spy vs. spy, as we meet the worlds' best...or 2nd best...super villain Gru, with the voice being done by the one and only Steve Carrell. He's got all the tools, but he is always being upstaged by his rival, vector (Jason Segel). After vector tops all the heists by stealing The Great Pyramid, Gru decides to go big or go home. Him and his minions (literally called minions) concoct a plan to steal the moon by using a shrink ray that is being built in a secret lab. Gru gets hold of the shrink ray, but of course vector sweeps in and steals it. Gru is all out of ideas until three little girls come trottin alond selling cookies for what appears to be an kid's orphanage. Gru realizes that through these girls, he can gain access into vector's house and steal the shrink ray, all while being unetected. Gru ends up getting control of the shrink ray, but then is at a crossroads when he realizes that these girls need more than just a person to look up to and a place to stay; they need a role model, a dad.


This was incredibly predictable and kind of boring because of that, which keeps it from getting a perfect score. But it's not an excuse to not enjoy what's being shown on the screen. The voice acting is really, really well done, and the humor is a unique blend of sentiment and raunch. The soudtrack, produced by Pharrell Williams, is pretty fly and it's an overall pretty darn entertaining movie.


Rating: 3.5 out of 4 stars

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Toy Story 3




There are always some things to get really excited about. There are the holidays such as Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Years, etc. There also things like birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, and other celebrations. There are things that happen to you like promotions, good luck, raises, etc. But then there are things you get excited about because you remember how good of times you had when you experienced that. This is exactly how I felt in line to buy my ticket of Toy Story 3. I was more jacked up then the sugar high kids piling in with their parents.

In this third installment of the Toy Story franchise, the toys and their owner Andy are all getting to that point that no kid wants to have to face; what do you do with your toys once you head off to college? You obviously outgrow them right? Well Andy is given four choices by his mom: he can take them to college with him,donate them, store them in the attic, or chuck 'em. Andy decides that he only wants to take Woody with him to college. He decides to store the rest in the attic, but after a mishandling by his mom and a near trip to the garbage, the other remaining toys decide that they would rather be played with then be stored away. They then all pack themselves into the 'Sunnyside Daycare' box. Woody, who is trying to convince the toys that they were not intended to be thrown out in the trash, ends up in the daycare box and they all are brought to the daycare. When they get there, it is almost like a paradise in this Butterfly Room of the daycare. Everyone but Woody loves it here, because they will be able to be played with again. Woody insists that they all return home, but nobody will budge, so Woody sets off for home by himself. The group then meets the other toys, lead by Lots O' Huggin Bear. They appear welcoming and friendly, especially the Ken doll, who in a hilarious way, wins over the affection of the barbie doll donated by Andy's little sister Molly. But when all of Andy's toys are sent to the other room, the Caterpillar Room, things aren't as awesome as they had once thought. These kids in the Caterpillar Room are younger than the other kids, and therefore just like to destroy the toys. After a destructive playtime, Buzz sets out to find Lotso to maybe ask for a promotion to the better of the two rooms. It is at this point that Buzz finds out that these toys aren't so nice as they once seemed, and that they are all in a lot of trouble, trouble way more serious than what kids get to play with you.


There is something seriously amazing going on in Emeryville, California. This is where Pixar Animation Studios is located. They are second to none when it comes to entertainment both for kids and adults. This brought me back to my childhood immediately, so I couldn't help but smile they whole time. I was absolutely drawn to the screen the whole time. These movies are just so breathtaking. There is a perfect blend of humor, sentiment, and action. Movies like this is why this is why I want my career to be in this field. This is letting your imagination go free and believing that these are almost real people. It's amazing. Can't get enough of it. This is definitely an instant classic.

Rating: 4 out 4 stars (3rd perfect score of 2010!!)

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Karate Kid



There seem to be a lot of remakes coming out in the last 5 years. I have since then wondered whether Hollywood was running out of ideas or not. There are obviously sequels made for the wrong reasons such as Garfield, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Sex and the City. Others you just need to like Meet the Parents, Toy Story, and Pirates of the Carribean. But sometimes people make remakes to relive the times of the original release. Examples of this are the upcoming Wall Street, Star Trek, and now the Karate Kid. These usually are better than sequels, because they don't try to expand on the story. They just try to spice up the original versions. Luckily this one didn't miss.

There were some changes made from the 1984 original starring Ralph Macchio. This movie is more about kung-fu. This also takes place in China, which the original didn't have much of. Anyways, 12 year old Dre Parker (Jaden Smith) is forced to move from Detroit to China, because his mommy got a job offer over there. Like any normal human being, Dre is not exactly pumped about this switch. Whatever. He has to go. Dre obviously has a tough time fitting in. He does hit it off with a local girl, but he is almost immediately accosted by a group of older kids that a pick a fight with him and beat him pretty bad. Dre is immediately ready to head back home, but he must stay. During another fight with the boys, one is about ready to lay the finishing punch on Dre when the punch is stopped by the maintenance man in Dre's building, Mr. Han (Jackie Chan). Then Chan proceeds to humiliate the kids and send them on their way. Han then decides to teach Dre kung-fu so he can defend himself. They then begin to train together, with Han's discipline clearly crossing paths with Dre's attitude. They struggle getting along, but when Dre has to sign up for a kung-fu tournament to keep the kids from attacking him, they begin to bond. They then have only a short amount of time to get ready before the biggest battle of Dre's life.

This movie was fantastic. If you can sit through the beginning and middle parts of plot setup, which isn't that bad actually, you will be greatly rewarded. The end tournament gave me chills and kept me on the edge of my seat. Jaden Smith is a star in the making, and has all the talents that his pops Will Smith had and has. This was just a smidge too long, but I think it needed all that time to set up everything else. It's great entertainment, and a great motivational movie.


Rating: 4 out of 4 stars (2nd perfect score this calendar year!!)

Saturday, June 19, 2010

The A-Team





It's hard to think of a clever opening sometimes. These aren't ever really that long, but they do take some time to think up. I went to the midnight showing of this movie, which was my first one of those. It wasn't packed at all, but then again it was midnight, and this wasn't a massive blockbuster along the lines of 'Harry Potter' or 'Avatar'. But enough jibber-jabber, let's actually talk about the movie, whaddya say?

The A-Team movie was originally a television show back in the day. It centers around four military men: Hannibal (Liam Neeson), Face (Bradley Cooper), B.A. (Quentin 'Rampage' Jackson), and Murdock (Sharlto Copley). These men are the best of the bunch. "They specialize in the ridiculous". The movie begins with them forming this said group together. The movie then skips ahead a few years, and they are all now stationed in Iraq. They hear word from CIA agent who goes by the name Lynch that there are some illegal bills being made and that these guys should stop them. The team then finds out that another branch in their militia is actually in on the whole thing, and when they try to stop them they end up getting framed for this crime, and off they go to jail. Of course, being the brilliant men they are, they escape pretty easily. They are then determined to bring these real criminals justice, all while clearing their name of any wrongdoing. But not everything, or everyone, are what they seem to be.

This movie is the definition of action-packed. It's not just a guys' movie, with people and everything getting mutilated. This is genuine, high-octane fun. The four leading members are all very good, even 'rampage' was pretty decent. If you're lookin for that adrenaline rush type of movie, here it is. Good, solid fun.


Rating: 3 out of 4 stars

Get Him to the Greek




I loved Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I enjoyed all the characters, except for one. Aldus Snow. He bothered me. He didn't seem like a real person, he was too over the top and just not a believable character. He was funny though. Lucky for me, I got to see him again. This time he seemed more believable.

In the dubbed 'spin-off' of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a music industry staff member Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) comes up with an idea to save his company: a ten year anniversary rock concert at the Greek Theater featuring Aldus Snow. There is a problem with this idea. Snow is on the decline. He had just come out with an album titled 'African Child' which was poorly recieved by every critic across the world. Just think of anything offensive, and it probably was on that album. The movie starts on set of the 'African Child' video shoot. It basically tries to do what Forgetting Sarah Marshall did with their music videos, which is push the boundary line of offensive or joking and funny. Unfortunately, this tries to have a comic twist to something as unfunny as impoverished African children and culture. It's really up to the viewer to decide whether it is funny to them, or if they have gone too far. Anyways, Green gets the green light from his producer (P. Diddy) to do this concert, the only catch being that he has to go to London to get him back to LA; and he only has 72 hours to do so. At this point the viewer will know that it's not going to be easy to accomplish this.

When I had first heard about this movie and saw that it had the same director from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I was unbvelievably excited to see this. Then I found out that it had different writers. 'Ssrah Marshall' was written by its star Jason Segel, and 'Greek' was written by director Nicholas Stoller. There is a noticable difference in the two films. Forgetting Sarah Marshall had much less gaps in humor and seemed to have more focus. This movie seemed to drag a few times, but it made up for it when it was funny. The central theme of getting back to doing your passion because that is the only thing that makes you happy was really well displayed once they got to the ending of the movie. Overall, this movie was very strong but had a few weak parts. But you should go see it nonetheless.


Rating: 3 out of 4 stars

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Macgruber





Ok this one will be a real, real short one because I can't say anything nice about it. This movie was incredibly disappointing. This begs the question 'Why'?

Macgruber comes from the popular SNL 90 second skit with the same title. I was hoping that this movie's humor would follow the same type of humor as Hot Rod, but this movie was just disappointing, stupid, and really not worth my time. Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, and others just really don't deliver anything new or funny at all. I was just hoping for something cool and refreshing, but it all sucked. I can't even tell you what it's about, it's just not worth the time to explain it. Do not see this, no matter how bad you love SNL. I really love SNL, and this was just nothing up to par.


Rating: 1.5 out of 4 stars

Just Wright





So I didn't exactly have high hopes for this one either. I didn't expect a whole lot from a movie whose male lead is Common. But I read and watched plenty of reviews for this movie, and although the reviews were mixed, there was a consensus opinion that this movie had some feel to it. The critics had said that the characters were believable and the story was also believable.


Let's stop there. The story is about a physical therapist played by Queen Latifah who is and has been a die hard basketball fan her whole life. She has especially been a fan of her hometown New Jersey Nets. These Nets are lead by star player Scott McKnight. Don't ask me where he came from, but he ranks above the likes of Dwight Howard, Dwyane Wade, and Bucks' reject Bobby Simmons. He is all that is basketball, apparently. After a Nets game at a local gas station, Latifah is filling up her run-down car when who else shows up but McKnight. McKnight has a little bit of car trouble (can't find his gas tank) and Latifah offers her services. Apparently one act of kindness and lots of enthusiasm got her invited to McKnight's party. The two begin to develop a friendship, but Latifah's cousin played by the gorgeous Paula Patton ends up dating McKnight. It's All-Star Weekend and every big star is on display. Towards the end of the game, McKnight cuts towards the lane, bumps into his fellow competitor, and somehow manages to tear his PCL. You would never guess who ends up being able to take care of McKnight. It's not the teams' liscenced physician; nope, it's Latifah's character. Then the typical rom-com plot kicks in for a bit as the two start to develop a really good friendship, but before I spoil something, I will stop the summary there.


Ok, my biggest problem with the whole 'believability' factor in this movie is if you want it to be so realisitic, why don't you pick somebody that can act? I'm sorry, but Common would not be my first choice for a leading male actor. I just could never actually believe that this was a believable story. This movie wasn't horrible, but it had some major flaws. I'd say rent it for the NBA cameos and because it'd make a reasonable date movie.



Rating: 2 out of 4 stars

The Messenger




When I saw that this movie had come out on DVD, I was really excited because I liked both the main actors in Woody Harrelson and Ben Foster, and also the movie itself looked really good. It got one or two oscar nominations, one for best screenplay. Nonetheless, this movie tries to tackle and delve into the lives if CNOs. These are casualty notification officers in the U.S. Army. At the risk of leaving anyone else in the dark, Casualty Notification Officers bascially are the soldiers who go around their parts of town and deliver the bad news about the death of a loved one to their next of kin. As you can probably figure out, it's not exactly an easy subject to make a movie about or even watch. This movie basically shifts from one notification to another, and I really was brought in by the different reactions that the loved ones had. The filmmakers really did a good job in showing all these different emotions. Also there were some very, VERY good performances given by Harrelson and Foster. I know that Harrelson got nominated for an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, but in watching this I was surprised that Foster didn't recieve more accalades.


There is a problem with this movie however. It may not even be a flaw, it's just something that I did not like. This movie was kind of boring. It was very good at parts, but when it let its guard down, it was really boring. I also wasn't exactly paying full attention during the whole movie, so I guess I'll have to watch the movie again. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt, but for now, there is much room for improvement.

Rating: 2.5 out of 4 stars

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time



So I really have no idea why I felt the need to go and see this movie. It was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, who usually doesn't have a whole lot of depth or sensible entertainment in his movies. The trailers did not look all that entertaining to me, but I went to go see it anyway.


Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time is about a young boy named Dastan, who lives in the slums of Persia. During a confrontation with Persian hierarchy, the King at the timue admires Dastan's bravery and decides to adopt him, making him a Prince of Persia. The first ambush we see of theirs is of a city named Alamut. Dastan (Jake Gyllenhaal) disobeys orders but ends up succeeding in the ambush and ends up getting a hold of the special dagger. This dagger has the ability to turn back time, because of the sand it contains in its handle. Unfortunately for Dastan, the beautiful princess of Alamut is also supposed to guard that with her life. So their little journey begins across the land.

It's hard for me to describe the movie because I hated it so much. I was really just anxious to get out at so many different junctures of the movie. It's just dumb. You can argue that you can zone-out and just enjoy the movie for the action, but there is nothing to enjoy. It's so pointless. I don't know why studios give out money for movies like this to be made. It's annoying. It's a waste of money, don't see it.


Rating: 1 out of 4 stars.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Robin Hood



I was reading Roger Ebert's review of this movie before I went to the 9:55 opening night showing of it, and the one thing that I took from it was that it was kind of frightening to realize that Hollywood today is taking these once innocent movies or shows and turning them into something completely different. The only example I can think of off the top of the dome right now is Harry Potter. That's not as bad but it is starting to get more and more ominous in it's appearance (Harry Potter, that is). That gave me mixed feelings heading into this, but we'll get to my opinion later.

In Ridley Scott's rendition of 'Robin Hood', we actually go way back to the very beginning, before we knew anything about Sir Robin Longstride. He is merely just an archer in King Richard the Lionheart's army. Unfortunately, the king gets killed in battle. On the way to deliver the king's crown, the man in charge of the mission also gets killed. They're not having such good luck at the moment. Robin then takes it upon himself to bring back the crown. So him and his men set off and do indeed deliver said crown. This makes the fallen king's son, John, king. One of the kings' men, Godfrey, ends up betraying King John and making his own army. Somehow it all falls on Robin to keep things safe, once their home is attacked by Godfrey's army. There ends up being a lot of fighting, a lot of scottish sounding accents, and as many beards and olde english dialogue to make you're wildest dreams come true.

It is hard for me to describe this movie without rambling on forever, so forgive me for sounding vague. I do have problems with this movie. First of all, it was really long at 140 minutes. I can only take so much Russell Crowe in one sitting. The other problems I had was that it was really confusing in the first chunk of the movie, which then led me to lose interest in the movie. There is plenty of action, and that was a bonus, but when it was all said and done, I did not enjoy my time watching this. I was hoping for something more, but it fell short. A must see though if you like action.


Rating: 2 out of 4 stars

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Kick-Ass


This will be a short review because, frankly, I don't have time to tinker around and write reviews. Kick-Ass, in short is about a nerdy little fella who is curious as to why nobody ever just becomes a superhero for fun. It's all for the greater good, right? His first heroic act is sticking up for a stranger, which consequently makes him a YouTube sensation. His friends and love interest are all obsessed with this masked hero, but 'Kick-Ass' can not reveal himself yet. Of course he runs into loads of trouble and he ends up having to really be a superhero.
This movie is not bad. You really do you have to take it for what it is. The 'third act', if you will, is actually really action packed and it truly did have me on the edge of my seat. I can almost guarantee that you will feel super badass while watching this, because that's just what this movie is. For lack of a better word, it's pretty kick-ass. Sorry for the short review, but it's all I have time for.
Rating: 3 out of 4 stars

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

BROTHERS


This surely is a late review, but I need to do this. This is a movie that had the potential of being great, but at the same time had the potential to suck. Luckily, it didn't suck. It was very good. We'll get to this in a bit though.
'Brothers' is the next movie in a long line of war flicks. Although it's nowhere near as good as the recent war film 'The Hurt Locker', both movies do the same thing. They both put the viewer in tense, practical situations. 'The Hurt Locker', hypothetically, physically puts you in the day-to-day life of a bomb defusing soldier. 'Brothers' poses the 'what would you do..' or 'how would you react..' type situations. The three main characters (Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhal, Natalie Portman) all do a great job of embodying these situational emotions. I can't tell you what those situations are, as to avoid spoiler alerts galore, but you'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.
Wait. Rewind. You may not know what this movie is about. My bad.
'Brothers' is about a family with ties in the war. Sam Cahill (Maguire) ships off to war and leaves his wife (Portman), kids, parents, and slumping brother (Gyllenhal) behind. Once the family learns that sam was 'killed', Gyllenhal steps in to ease the grieving. But Sam isn't really dead we come to learn. He's been captured. He eventually returns home, but nothing is the same. He can't relax or take a joke, and now he has suspicions that Gyllenhal's character slept with his wife. This obviously draws a huge division amongst the family, and eventually tempers come to a boil as things reach their ultimate level of secrecy.
This movie kind of ends on a flat note for me, but for most of the movie I was very much into everything that was going on, because of the emotions that this movie drew out of me. The frontline acting was very good and it really made me believe that this may actually happen in some homes across the world. The acting enough is worth seeing, but the story has more to it then you may expect. Go see it if you haven't already
Rating: 3 out of 4 stars

Monday, April 12, 2010

What's coming in 2010?


This monkey's face says it all. Utter confusion. He or she is clearly confused about what movies are coming up this spring, summer, fall, and winter. Luckily, I contain that information...or the internet does-something like that. Well here are some movies that I'm looking forward to in the upcoming calendar year ( early april and beyond).
Date Night- This literally came out a few days ago, but I'm interested in seeing how well Steve Carell and Tina Fey can do off the television screen. They're both hella funny, so I hope all works out well. This movie is directed by Shawn Levy though, and he sucks at directing. Not really, but his track record isn't very good.
Kick-Ass (4/15)- Ok, I'm not exactly pumped to see this, but it's gotten good reviews so far. It could be Tarantino-esque, or it could be total shit. There's a little bit of mystery as to how it will be recieved, but it should be entertaining nonetheless.
The Losers (4/23)- I'm not excited to see this. It looks annoying--check out the trailer
A Nightmare on Elm Street (4/30)- A remake of a classic horror pick. However, it's directed by Michael Bay. That's reason enough for me to not see it (he directed Transformers 2, which was just loud as hell).
Iron Man 2 (5/7)- I'm just not sure if anyone is excited to see this. I've tried watching the first Iron Man about six times now, and I have not made it through yet. I'm just not sure this sequel will be any better.
Robin Hood (5/14)- Again another reamake. This one is led by Russell Crowe and directed by Ridley Scott. This looks like it is more violent than a Robin Hood should be, but it could be a real good movie, if done right. I can only hope.
MacGruber (5/21)- Coming from the maybe popular SNL skits with the same title. It should be funny. I'm not sure the critics will like it, but it may be good for a zone-out movie.
Shrek: Forever After (5/21)- The last movie in the Shrek series? Who knows. I've stopped watching them, but hopefully the small lapse in release times for this series won't affect its fan base at all.
Sex and the City 2 (5/27)- Don't go.
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (5/28)- Beefed up Jake Gyllenhal! Oh joy! Can't wait! No seriously, I have mixed feelings. It'll probably suck, but who ever knows when Jerry Bruckheimer is directing. It's also a Disney movie, which could make it less intense than it could be.
Get Him to the Greek (6/4)- The 'sequel' to Forgetting Sarah Marshall. It looks to be incredibly funny. I'm excited.
Marmaduke (6/4)- Cartoon dog voiced by Owen Wilson? yes, please!
The A-Team (6/11)- Bradley Cooper, Liam Neeson, Quentin 'Rampage' Jackson, and Sharlto Copley relive this oldie but goodie. I'm super pumped to see this!
The Karate Kid (6/11)- Jackie Chan and Will Smith's little youngin'. I didn't take this seriously at first, but it looks kind of sweet. I may actually check this out.
Toy Story 3 (6/18)- Why wouldn't anyone want to come see this? It's Toy Story!!! This has to be one of the most anticipated movies of 2010.
NOT TWILIGHT'S ECLIPSE!! HA!!
The Last Airbender (7/2) Not is this only my birthday, but this movie seems to be gaining a lot of hype. M. Night Shamyayay.aylayalalan is taking another chance at making a good movie, let's hope it works out.
Predators (7/7)- This looks to be super intense. It's led by Adrian Brody and Laurence Fishbourne. Check out the trailer if you already haven't, cause this could be a goodie.
Despicable Me (7/9)- This is my pick for best animated pick of the year. This should be a great comedy with a loaded cast. Absolutely loaded. Cannot wait till I get to see it.
Inception (7/16)- I don't know if you've seen trailers for this, but it looks to be one hell of a mental thriller. It has Leo Dicaprio and Ellen Page and little itty-bitty Joseph Gordon-Levitt. This cast is directed by Christopher Nolan. Should be a doozy.
Dinner for Schmucks (7/23)- This should be a solid comedy with Steve Carell and Paul Rudd. Those two alone are reason enough to see it.
Salt (7/23)- All I know about it is that it stars Angelina Jolie, and I think it's a superhero-ish movie. It seems to be good though from what I've heard.
The Adjustment Bureau (7/30)- I hadn't heard of this until I wrote this, but apparently it stars Matt Damon and he gets a glimpse into his future and wants something else. It also stars Anthony Mackie and Emily Blunt. Seems pretty good.
I Love You Philip Morris (7/30)-If you want to see a different Jim Carrey; here ya go. This was supposed to come out in February.
The Other Guys (8/6)- The next in line for Will Ferrell and his entourage, if you will. I just checked out the trailer, and it looks pretty funny. Hopefully Will doesn't stink it up as he did in Land of the Lost.
...apparently there is a Step Up coming in 3d on 8/6
Eat, Pray, Love (8/13)- Seems really interesting, check it out. It has that 'Into the Wild' feel to it.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (8/13)- Michael Cera's next movie. I think it's some type of blend of awkward annoying Michael Cera and action star Michael Cera. Could be a good one. You definitely get the video game vibe just by watching the trailer. Check it out.
The Switch (8/20)- This one stars Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston. Apparently it involved Bateman's character swapping sperm with another guy? Something like that? Hopefully it's funny.
The American (9/1)-An apparent suspense thriller starring Geroge Clooney. Sounds interesting already.
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (9/24)- This looks super sweet. An animated flick about owls. Not just regular ones, some pretty badass owls. Good song in the trailer as well.
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (9/24)- This looks to be pretty interesting. It stars Shia LaBeouf, Carey Mulligan, Michael Douglas, and Josh Brolin. Directed by Oliver Stone.
The Social Network (10/1)- Drama starring Jesse Eisenberg and yes, Justin Timberlake. We'll see how that goes.
Your Highness (10/1)- Adventure comedy starring Danny McBride, Zooey Deschanel, and James Franco. By the looks of it, it should be pretty funny.
The Zookeeper (10/8)- Comedy starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson. Let's hope it's not anything like Paul Blart
apparently around the 15th or 22nd of October there will be a jackass 3D movie and a sequel to Paranormal Activity.
AND A SAW 7! IN 3D!. That should suck.
Due Date (11/5)- Comedy starring Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis about a first-time father being stuck on a plane with a complete idiot.
Megamind (11/5)- Big time animated flick starring Will Ferrell.
Unstoppable (11/12)- Another train thriller with Denzel Washington and Chris Pine. Hopefully it's not like Pelham at all.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (11/19)- The beginning of the end.
These Next Three Days (11/19)-Thriller starring Russell Crowe and Elizabeth Banks.
Tron Legacy (12/17)- Animated feature featuring Jeff Bridges that's supposed to be unlike anything we've seen yet.
Yogi Bear (12/17)- I can't believe this is coming out, let's hope it's good.
The Green Hornet (12/22)- Seth Rogen as an action hero? I'm pumped to see how it plays out.
Little Fockers (12/22)- The third in this line of pretty funny movies.
Gulliver's Travels (12/22)- Animated movie featuring Jack Black and Jason Segel.
True Grit (12/25)- Drama/Western starring Matt Damon, Jeff Bridges, Josh Brolin and directed by the Coen Brothers, whose last western won them an oscar (No Country For Old Men).
IT'S OVER!! Finally! There ya have it, though. That should be all that's new and good in movies this upcoming calendar year. If you've made it this far in the article, I applaud you. You truly do care about what I'm writing. Thank you.

Monday, April 5, 2010

How to Train Your Dragon


I'm not the first one to say it, but I'm really hopeful that every movie does not take it's turn at trying 3-D. It's really annoying seeing all these really cool movie trailers and then realizing that it'll be in 3-d and you'll have to pay extra. Sometimes the use of it isn't even that effective. However, 'How to Train Your Dragon' gets it right on all levels.
The latest production from DreamWorks Animation (Shrek, Kung Fu Panda, Madagascar) follows a viking colony named Berk. Basically all they do is fight dragons. The people of Berk see the dragons as nothing more than the enemy. There are all different types of them, but none of them are good; especially the Night Fury. Nobody has ever seen a Night Fury, let alone had the chance to catch one. So when the dragon attack in the beginning is happening, the clumsy, nerdy protagonist of the story, Hiccup (voiced by Jay Baruchel), decides that this will be his platform to the real world; the world of the viking men. He is clearly ill-equipped for the task but somehow manages to hit the Night Fury and send it falling to the other side of the island. He sets out to go find out what he exactly hit, and finds himself with the chance of killing this prestigious dragon. However, he can not. He can't bring himself to harm the dragon at all. He decides to keep this whole ' I caught a night-fury' thing to himself, because he is afraid of what his village mates might do to it. He then has to decide what is right; whether he should tell the people back home about what he has done in order to gain acceptance from them; more importantly his father (Gerard Butler), or to save this dragon's life and maybe set a new example of how they should treat people or beings that are unknown to them.
I can usually catch on to this kind of story pretty quickly. It's your typical " oh be nice to everyone and nothing bad will happen from it" message, but it's so amazing to watch the growing process between Hiccup and the dragon (named Toothless by Hiccup). I also must add that the 3-d really indeed does help this movie. It is especially evident in the flying scenes with Hiccup and Toothless. I don't know, there's something really cool about the fast paced movement of flying, but also the beauty and innocence of it as well. Having those scenes in 3-d really captured both sides of it, and made to become what I think is the best movie of 2010 so far.
Rating: 4 out of 4 stars
P.S.-There are tons of recognizable voices in this movie--Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, America Ferrera, Kristien Wiig, T.J. Miller, and Craig Ferguson

Hot Tub Time Machine


It's been a while.
From director Steve Pink, possibly known for his directing roles in 'High Fidelity' and 'Accepted' comes 'Hot Tub Time Machine'. Despite not having an attractive title, the movie got a ton of pre-release press. There were tons of mixed feelings in anticipation for this movie, and tons after watching it.
'Hot Tub Time Machine', if you're looking for a theme, is about how you could change your past if you had the chance. But that is at it's most deep level. This obvious deadpan comedy flick stars John Cusack ('2012', 'High Fidelity'), Clark Duke ('Sex Drive'), Craig Robinson (The Office), and Rob Corddry ('What Happens in Vegas', 'Blades of Glory'). After Corddry's character is believed to have attempted suicide, Cusack and Robinson's characters decide to take him to Kodiak Mountain to rehash old memories from when they visited the same place back in college. They bring along Duke, who plays Cusack's nephew. After a awkward car drive and a night of partying in their hotel's hot tub, the tub short circuits and somehow manages to send them back to 1986. I don't want to give any of the movie away but it pretty much reminded me of 'The Hangover', with it's 'what the hell is going on' type of mystery.
This isn't full of the laugh out loud moments I was expecting, but it's still very funny. Corddry is very unique in his delivery and it was refreshing seeing new faces in comedies of late. Overall, if you're looking to mentally check out and have fun, this is your movie.
Rating: 2.5 out of 4 stars